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I started at my house. I was a fine day. The sun was shining, and no clouds were present. We were watching the news, and saw that Godzilla was attacking the city. That was odd. So, we started packing our things.
"Feed the cat."my mom said to me. Then, I asked the dumbest question ever.
"If this was a dream, would I have to?"I asked.
"Probably not."she replied. So, I went over and RCed. It was a dream alright. So, I left the house in hopes of making that battle happen.
"Close it all the way."my dad said. So I closed the door all the way, and walked away. I was in my driveway now. I jumped, and began to fly.
"Whoa..."
"That guy's flying!"
"How is he doing that?"
Everyone seemed to be amazed that I was flying. I landed. Then, I tried not to wake myself up, and used the closed-eye method. I got lucky again. I was still dreaming(the closed-eye usually wakes me up). I had summoned a 50-soldier squadron of Mandalorians. We all had blasters and jet-packs. My plan was to fight a platoon of Romans. So, I walked around checking up on my soldiers. One guy was all alone trying to put something together. One guy was playing scrabble on a cell phone, so I made him help the guy. Then, I saw some school buses. A Mandalorian came running to me.
"Sir, the Romans are here!"he said. Odd, I didn't summon them yet. I came over to look. Sure enough, the buses were full of Romans. My eyes widened. They had blasters instead of spears!
"FALL BACK!" I shouted. We ran off. The Romans were too fast though.
"Everyone in the air!" I commanded. So, we all activated our jet-packs and flew up in the air. We were chased all the way to a Roman arena. We fired down at the Romans. And I soon awoke. We probably won by my guess.